lifes a bitch man, get used to it lol

cuz theres music in the air and lots of loving evreywhere, so give me the night!

Less than a week to swim in the blue waters of Lefkada and Kefallonia

Just came back from outside. 2 drunk guys tried to pick a fight with me. One hit me too but very lightly. Paid no attention, played it diplomatically through discussion and went about my bussiness.

lmao....

Uski is buying a pair of turntables, a mixer, and 100+ records tomorrow.. Im fuckin excited

I have access to blue water 24/7

Woke up stuck to the bed, with sweat

That is exactly why everyone must learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. So you can SUBMIT any drunken trouble-looking fuck out there in a second.

Lucky you, where are you? Im in sealess Ankara yuck.

But these waters are like that of Ölüdeniz

What do i have to do to pitch this to folklorists like you, George? Urge to implore this chance!, and continue reading, even if in your self-loathing fatigue, darlingest, for i, the-second-in-command, stake grea-*test*-('") care...

i can even help Greeks (this would be brought to you by one of the last remaining real Greeks in LaLaLand—Off with those flag-hagging ginos—They’ll have my extra-special scorn)… You need me more than you want me, i want you more than i need you—Chicks and chumps are welcome too... Consider them, and us, lucky, for it’d be worse if we’d “do” this in person, for my conceit cancels the Force, and we might embarrass someone and their corny clique. Not only can i describe this to you, but i could even explain this to you; you’ll know at least what not to do, for know that i’ll be watching—Toss the guessing and the weird, closeted-knock-knock jokes—Action always before lights, camera; scenario isn’t “theatre” (go ahead—Parse “theatre”), so please don’t mistake art for science and/or vice-versa, and watch out for your motivated interpretations. A sense-of-humour isn’t emotional, i like my cheese and corn edible, and i don’t do or want cheap Jedi tricks... Come, let us conspire at a distance, and regale the earnest...

can't wait for october planing a holidays to Melboune
hubby will stay home to look after our son
this is my holidays
everytime i went on holidays i had my son with me this time its just me ..

I am constipated. Wont eat so much cake next time.

There is a spider crawling along the ceiling and I'm thinking if I should kill it…but the thing is it looks really pissed off.

What does 'Olmamış' mean???

I just got a haircut and I am oh so hot. Pussies beware

Its ramming time bitch