Alcohol is a pretty disgusting drug. Bad breath, short temper, loss of sense of boundary. Drunk driving. Women abusers. Alcohol poisoning. 12 step programs. Overused livers. Young brats blinded by fake ethanol. Beer bellies. People that drink vodka redbull. Countless fights leading to serious injuries, even death. Think of all the drunk SMS's people have sent that ruined their relationships. Think of all the shoes that have been assaulted by puke at the end of every friday night. All the retards that have fallen asleep outside during winter.

All HORRIBLE side effects of drinking.

Tiring to say, but...weed just does not fuck you up like that. Worst side effects I've gotten was a dry mouth. And then I drank some water. Problem solved.

All right guy, just relax. I think we all agree that weed is a gift of mother nature. I am a heavy smoker myself. But if you're not a drunk tosser, alcohol is fine too.

Who can say lips of a girl who enjoys sipping her cherry mojito or hazelnut vodka tastes worse than a bong queen. And admit it, all those drinks like margarita or mojito sparks women better than weed.

Sure, I don't mind a Jack on the rocks to go with a good conversation or a cold beer to go with football. But that's about it.